cucumber, onion
a definite work of art
like vegetable porn
Why am I so immature that I laughed for the rest of the shopping trip and right back to my car?
Kosher Tofu refers to myself as basically being a Jewish impostor. You see, throughout my life I have been mistaken for being Jewish, something that has never offended me. It's something that I embrace as part of who I am. Just like Tofu is imitation meat, I am imitation Jew. I sort of look the part, but if you really think about it, it just doesn't make any sense.
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It's missing alphapha sprouts, I think.
Oh, and a can of Cream of Mushroom soup!
(giggle)
That's pretty funny :o)
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