What you need:
1x mini Milky Way Midnight candy bar
1x Syfo brand Wild Cherry Sparkling Water
Eat the candy bar, drink some of the wild cherry sparkling water.
I KID YOU NOT. It will taste like Irish Cream. Doubt me? Try it.
Kosher Tofu refers to myself as basically being a Jewish impostor. You see, throughout my life I have been mistaken for being Jewish, something that has never offended me. It's something that I embrace as part of who I am. Just like Tofu is imitation meat, I am imitation Jew. I sort of look the part, but if you really think about it, it just doesn't make any sense.