repeating parrot
mimics the sounds around him
re-vulgarity
Me: They're senior citizens and don't know the difference.
Tara: Are you serious?! Shut the fuck up!
Gavin: Fuck up! Fuck up! Fuck up!
Kosher Tofu refers to myself as basically being a Jewish impostor. You see, throughout my life I have been mistaken for being Jewish, something that has never offended me. It's something that I embrace as part of who I am. Just like Tofu is imitation meat, I am imitation Jew. I sort of look the part, but if you really think about it, it just doesn't make any sense.
2 comments:
Mimicking aside, that was fucked up of you to say. We all have grandparents. Gavin repeating it for five minutes was kind of funny though.
LOL. My husband has done a bunch of retirement home string quartet gigs. They're always the most fun.
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